From each according to…

Children in Need ‘aims to ‘top £26m’ this year from all of us citizens, the majority of which after years of ‘Austerity’ (“we’re all in this together”!) can barely afford to heat our homes properly this winter but who will still dip into our pockets and give what we can afford.

There is a sheer plethora of the rich and famous extolling us to give even more, dusting the endless requests with guilt and glamour.

Gary Barlow alone has a personal fortune of almost £50m. Just saying.